Ok, I don’t know if this is really the razor that Oprah uses, but if I had eleventy trillion dollars like she does, I might just buy one. The Zafirro Iridium razor has a handle that is made from very rare 99.95% pure iridium, which is the strongest and densest metal on the planet. Hexagonal screws made of platinum hold it together and solid white sapphire blades which are hypoallergenic and are impervious to oxidation and corrosion will give you the closest shave ever. If you want one of these, you better act fast because only 99 of them have been made. The price for this baby is a cool $100,000. No, I’m not kidding… Too expensive? Not to worry, Zafirro also offers a Gold version for $18,000 and a Titanium version for the bargain basement price of $2000. I think I’ll just stick with good old Pink Daisy razors from Walmart.