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Have an Obscene Amount of Money and Really, REALLY Hate Zombies?

on August 9, 2012 10:00 am

Sure, you have an emergency kit stored away in your car or garage and yeah it may contain some Band-Aids, maybe some food or water rations, and an extra flashlight, but what if your emergency is a swarm of flesh eating zombies?  For times when a fruit roll up and indestructible can of SPAM just won’t cut it, there is the Z.E.R.O. Zombie Kit from OpticsPlanet.

For a mere $24,000, your Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research, and Operations) kit will provide all the necessary gear to combat the zombie menace as well as heroically research a cure (yes, really).  The kit includes Kevlar gloves, nightvision and thermal goggles, 400 batteries and a solar charger, an array of scopes, lasers, and lights to attach to your handgun/shotgun/assault rifle (not included), gunsmithing equipment, a Leatherman, knives, and of course a lab set to find that cure for the rest of us.

At $24K for the kit, it’s a savings of over $7,000 if you were to put the same supplies together separately.  But really, can you put a price on being prepared?

Comments

  1. 1
    Jackie Cheng says:

    Do they sell REAL zombies too cause this kit is useless without REAL zombies…LOL

  2. 2
    Andrew Baker says:

    Julie will this be the next Gadgeteer grab bag contest?

  3. 3
    Julie says:

    @Andrew Maybe I should consider asking them for one for The Gadgeteer’s Happy 15th Birthday contest that I’m working on… hmmmmmmm…

  4. 4
    chriszzz says:

    Yeah, but does it give you the most important quality you need to survive a Zombie Apocalypse? That’s cardio. The unfit and the slow die first, which unfortunately, may include all too many geeks.

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