Billed as “The manly solution to an unsightly fanny pack,” is the Gadget Shoulder Holster from ThinkGeek. Looking very undercover cop-ish, it holds your phone, keys and other gear within “quickdraw distance” and can be worn over or under layers of clothes. Fits up to a size 44 chest and made from a super-stretchy “space-age” material (they do know the space age was the 1960’s, right?). $49.99. Alright, ready to cross gadget-hauling with cop dramas?