Can’t think of a name for this contest Giveaway!

It’s Monday and I can’t think of anything witty to say other than: “How about some free stuff!?” You like stuff, I like to give stuff away. Do I need to say anymore? Full contest details after the break.


1 person will win 1 each of the following prizes from Klingg, ENDEVR and Mimoco:

Klingg: Klingg Earphone Magnet
Wearable magnetic earphone holder prevents the cable getting in the way or damaging your clothes

  • Features strong Neodymium magnets to hold the cord in place, preventing damage to your clothes and even works through heavy winter jackets
  • Klingg can also be used to safely hold your earbuds in place when not in use
  • Available in 8 color combinations to match any outfit
  • Weighs less than 1oz and only 1.34” x 0.87” – you won’t even know it is there
  • Compatible with almost all earphone cords on the market


Personal identification bracelet contains vital medical information to assist first responders & medical professionals

  • Quickly provides complete medical profile information to first responders
  • Optimized for fast access from first responders with QR code or telephone access
  • Complimentary MYID phone app, which easily merges and updates information via smartphone
  • Easily setup and update your medical profile via computer of smartphone
  • Includes medical profile wallet card & stickers for car and home for complete protection
  • Lifetime subscription to Basic Online Health Profile & free 1 year subscription to Premium Online Health Profile ($9.99/year after that)
  • Fully adjustable fit & available in 3 different colors: white/grey, black/grey, turquoise/black
  • Ion Health Technology: far-infrared charged minerals & gems produce ions which promote vitality & wellness


Mimoco: Klingon Captain MIMOBOT USB Flash Drive
Limited Edition Star Trek USB Flash Drives featuring a menacing Klingon Captain with removable helmet

  • Limited Edition run of 1,000, each is individually hand numbered
  • Available from 8GB up to 128GB capacities & USB3.0 speeds for lightning quick data transfer (prize is for 8GB)
  • Preloaded with MimoDesk® suite of wallpapers, icons, avatars, exclusive MimoByte® sound software unique to each character, and story boards and digital clips


How to enter (please read carefully – any missed steps and your entry will be disqualified):

1. Between now and 09/18/2013 11:59PM EST leave a comment with your favorite one liner or joke (keep it clean please).

2. At some point on 09/18/2013, I’ll pick 1 random winner using The winner will be contacted by email and will have 48 hrs to claim their prizes. If I do not receive an answer to my emails in that time period, I’ll do other drawings till the prizes are gone.


1. Only one entry per person (warning: I check IP addresses).

2. Anyone associated with The Gadgeteer may not enter this contest.

3. is not responsible for any lost packages or incorrect shipping addresses.

4. Winner must have a US shipping address.


The winner is #57 Sue Cugini.
Congrats to Sue and thank you to everyone who entered and our sponsors for this contest: Klingg, ENDEVR and Mimoco.

62 thoughts on “Can’t think of a name for this contest Giveaway!”

  1. “It’s just gone 8 o’clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.”

  2. Someone asked me why I wasn’t wearing my name badge at a conference.

    I told them I had memorized it, so I could throw it away.

  3. So, a neutron walked into a bar and said “I’d like a beer, please.”
    After the bartender gave him one, he said “How much will that be?”
    “For you?” said the bartender “No charge.”

  4. Grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor. Guy behind the counter says, “we have a flavor named after you!” Grasshopper says, “Why would you name a flavor Bob?”

  5. If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life.

  6. A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

    There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

    “Look, it’s not the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”

    The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all.

    One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

    They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

    After a week the parrot finally said, “Okay, I give up.
    What’d you do with the boat?”

  7. A cop pulled Heisenberg over and asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know where I am.”
    Sorry…REALLY geeky physics joke….BAZINGA….

  8. Badges, we don’t need no stinkin badges! or my other favorite from History of the world part II – It’s good to be the King!

  9. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

  10. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

  11. The Government is like a box of chocolates…

    Except it doesn’t have chocolates, steals your money, points guns at you, and has bombs.

  12. “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

  13. A string was about to walk into a bar. He stopped before going in and tied himself into a knot and separated the ends. When he got to the bar the bartender said “We don’t serve strings here, are you a string?” The string smiled and said “I’m afraid not”. (A FRAYED KNOT)

  14. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

  15. I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

    ‘I’ll have the steak, medium rare, please.’

    Surprised, the waiter said,

    ‘Sir, aren’t you worried about the mad cow scare?’

    ‘Nah”, I said. ‘She can order for herself.’

    And that’s how the fight started…..

  16. I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
    –Steven Wright

  17. A school class was in the woods having a picnic in nature and two girls had to go to the bathroom. The teacher told them to go behind the tree and “don’t get your feet wet”. Later a little boy had to go and the teacher said, ” go behind the tree”. The two girls heard this and said to one another, “why didn’t the teacher say don’t get your feet wet”. They both looked behind the tree and said, ” what a cute little gadget to have along on a picnic “.

  18. El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

    Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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