Staying hydrated is important if you want to stay alive, but drinking water from a boring water bottle can make you lose all zest for life. This is obviously a first world problem and the solution to this meaningless problem is the Hydra SmartBottle. What is it? It’s a 20-ounce BPA-free water bottle that is available in four colors. That’s where the similarity between the Hydra and other generic water bottles end. The Hydra SmartBottle has an insane list of features that include a built-in FM radio, Bluetooth speaker, speakerphone, 4000mAh backup battery, lantern, hidden compartment and more. It also doubles as a weight training device because it weighs 17 ounces before you add your favorite beverage. Crazy yes. But you want one don’t you? You can buy the Hydra SmartBottle from Thinkgeek for $59.99.