NEWS – Before all of you Crocs lovers out there start hating on me for calling your brightly colored rubber clogs hideous, I’ll have you know that I have a pair of them myself. And yes, they are comfortable as heck but come on, they are equally as ugly in a clown shoe kinda way. At least I thought my Crocs were ugly until I saw the BEAMS X Crocs All-Terrain Military clogs. Now I think my Crocs are a glorious fashion statement compared to these… these… I have no words. The BEAMS X Crocs feature Molle webbing so you can attach stuff and if you run out of room on top, there’s a “backpack” attached to the heel strap because… I have no idea why. These shoes are available in Army Green or Black. Right now they are sold out (seriously?) on the Crocs US site, but you can find them on the Crocs EU site for €69,99 ($81 US).