NEWS – Before all of you Crocs lovers out there start hating on me for calling your brightly colored rubber clogs hideous, I’ll have you know that I have a pair of them myself. And yes, they are comfortable as heck but come on, they are equally as ugly in a clown shoe kinda way. At least I thought my Crocs were ugly until I saw the BEAMS X Crocs All-Terrain Military clogs. Now I think my Crocs are a glorious fashion statement compared to these… these… I have no words. The BEAMS X Crocs feature Molle webbing so you can attach stuff and if you run out of room on top, there’s a “backpack” attached to the heel strap because… I have no idea why. These shoes are available in Army Green or Black. Right now they are sold out (seriously?) on the Crocs US site, but you can find them on the Crocs EU site for €69,99 ($81 US).
5 thoughts on “Just when you thought Crocs couldn’t be more hideous…”
Gadgeteer Comment Policy - Please read before commenting
Except for the backpack, I think these crocs look nice.
The very definition of the term “Tacticool.”
Andy, or Tacti-not-cool? 😉
Actually I think you are spot on with that one. This might be the first instance of the use of that term. 🙂 And it is well-deserved.
Andy, I liked the tacticool term so much that I looked to see if the domain was available and darn it, it was already taken!