If you just can’t find the right belt buckle, you should try the Scrolling LED Belt Buckle from Gadgets and Gear. You’ll be able to type in six of your own messages; the first can have 512 characters, but the other five are limited to 256 characters each. The buckles are available with either red or blue LEDs, and the speed and brightness are adjustable. You’ll have to supply your own belt, but the buckle will fit most standard belts. The Scrolling LED Belt Buckle is $39.99.