Vivitar wants to make fanny packs great again but is doing it all wrong

Ooooh boy, Vivitar is either trying to be funny, or they need to seriously get a clue. Their Jam Bag Wireless Speaker Fanny Pack is… well, I can only think of one word to describe it. Hideous. Yeah, that’s the word.

It features a stars and stripes pattern that is great if you’re feeling really patriotic or if you want to make sure that everyone knows that you’re a dork. The bag also features a rechargeable Bluetooth speaker because who doesn’t to blast tunes from their belly?

If you want a Vivitar Jam Bag of your very own, it will cost $29.99. Head over to Target to order one. I dare you.

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2 comments… add one
  • LeoB September 30, 2017, 12:37 pm

    There is a real market for this thing. I might buy a couple of them right now.

    It’s a perfect Christmas gift for that annoying brother-in-law/sister-in-law/cousin/co-worker, or even boss! After Christmas every time you see them you can ask them why they’re not wearing that fabulous fanny pack you gave them. It would be worth $30 just to hear the answers.

  • L e x October 1, 2017, 6:03 am

    Yeah, Vivitar, no need to fill a warehouse with these.

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