Lip enhancement gadget – AKA Brad Pitt bait

jolie-lips

This is a the dumbest thing I’ve seen in awhile. This lip enhancement kit from SkyMall of all places, claims to make your lips fuller and sexier instantly. Ummmm… ok… Apparently you slather on the included Micro Collagen Plumping Balm and then use the squeezie thing to suction your lips. What I think is funny is the name on the lip balm tube; You can just barely make out the name: JolieLips 🙂 Do people actually use these wacky ‘health’ gadgets?

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  • Rgrenader July 16, 2009, 9:36 pm

    My brother (OK, its embarassing) and his recently ex girlfriend did the lip pumping thing (you gotta live in LA to understand). Just think “fish lips” ok? Nothing you would like to go near, let alone (yccccccccccccccccccch, icky, icky) kiss.

    • Julie July 17, 2009, 9:22 am

      @Rgrenader I just don’t understand why anyone would want to look like they’ve just had an allergic reaction to something (ie: swelled lips). It looks stupid to me 😉 But what the heck do I know? 😉

  • Geakz July 17, 2009, 1:16 pm

    I’ve got one of these but didn’t know you were supposed to use it on your LIPS.

    Get your mind out of the gutter! I was using it as a coin purse.

    Sheesh.

    • Julie July 17, 2009, 1:39 pm

      @Geakz 😉 You are a dork 🙂

  • Hai Vu July 17, 2009, 4:20 pm

    You can use this on your eyes for a “Bart Simpson” look 🙂

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