Julie’s Gear Diary – 2005-03-07

We have the coolest readers on the planet. Look what just showed up in my inbox… A song written by Isobutane. I really want to know if it has actual music that goes along with it. Enjoy!

The Gadgeteer Song
by Mark Rosengarten, 2005

Progess demands
More gadgets in hand

Ipods and cells
With whistles and bells
Camera snap
Image quality crap
Cell cov'rage too
But I'm losing you

I want more toys
It's what I enjoys
Batteries charge
Yes, I'm livin' large

I want to get more gadgets NOW!

Web on my phone
Leave me alone
Let me IM
Or text you again
MP3's rip
Costing you zip

Video store

Go buy me some more

I want more toys
It's what I enjoys
Batteries charge
Yes, I'm living large

I need to get more gadgets NOW!

PDA game
I'm not to blame
Stylus I write
Graffiti fight
Games that I play
Wasting all day
Video screen
Aliens green

I want more toys
They're what I enjoys
Batteries charge
My belly enlarge
I need to get more gadgets NOW!

Unlimited net
I bought a 'Vette
I love Ebay
What can I say
You buy and you sell
Isn't it swell
Raise the price lid
But don't get outbid

I want more toys
They're what I enjoys
Batteries charge
I'm living large
I want a lot more gadgets NOW!

Not lost, I confess
I got GPS
Here in my hand
Map on demand
Here in the woods
I look for the goods
It's so smashing
Geocaching

I want more toys
They're what I enjoys
Batteries charge
Oh, I'm living large
I have to have more gadgets NOW!

FM satellite
Travel just right
And car DVD
Is perfect for me
Driving today
To Comp-USA
Gonna spend green
On an LCD screen

I want more toys
They're what I enjoys
My eyes enlarge
At my credit card charge
But I need to have more gadgets NOW!

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