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Analog watch with a built in magnifying glass and LED flashlight.

Analog watch that displays the time with red LEDs when a button is pressed. I don’t know why I think this is cool…

Korean MP3 player with a built in GPS. Anyone else think this is an odd combination?

Dual mini skakeboards for each foot.

Now you can pat down your kids and Grandma when they come home, just to see if they are packing heat.

For those freaks… I mean people… that have already started your Christmas shopping, I bring you the USB drumming Santa from USBGeek.com Get one for everyone on your list. ;o)

Bluetooth headset and corporate ID badge holder combined. Can be set to vibrate during meetings.

Winter is right around the corner, so you might want to consider picking up a pair of these snow chains for your shoes.

Someone from Australia has designed a better paperclip. These little jobbies can hold up to 40 sheets, are reusable and are made from recycled materials.

Turns an ordinary monitor into a touch screen for launching various apps. Also available in a desk pad type model.

This actually would be useful for me… $9.95 gets you a handy dandy CD opener. Yeah, the price is kinda spendy and you could just use a pocket knife or scissors, but this looks to be a faster method.

Listen to Internet Radio without a PC. WLAN or Ethernet is all that is needed.

Brother sewing machine that connects to a PC via USB so that you can automatically stitch logos and designs on your garmets.

To heck with the video iPod when you can buy a PEZ MP3 player instead! Too bad that it can’t dispense those yummy candies though…

Just when you thought the Nano was the ultimate in cool, there comes along a media player which has a price tag of $50,000! You can choose a yellow or white gold shell, with diamonds. I think I’ll add one to my “things I’ll never own” list.

Charge your mobile phone directly from any computer with a USB port or from your car’s cigarette lighter socket.

Please make the madness stop!

Solar powered colored LED outdoor lights.

Not satisfied to be one of the crowd? Then change the color of your earphone pads! It will change your life, trust me…