Your Tauntaun May Freeze, But You’ll Stay Toasty

Originally one of ThinkGeek‘s annual April Fool’s product pranks, this “sleeping gag” was turned into a real product and is fully LucasFilm-licensed.  You’ll sleep safe and snug like an injured and delirious Jedi Knight while stuffed into this simulated carcass.  Featuring a built-in embroidered tauntaun head pillow, protruding leg, arm and tail, plush lightsaber zipper pull (for slicing in and out), and arguably the best feature…printed intestines pattern on the inside.  It is 100% machine-washable polyester and one-size-fits-all 33 in x 67 in, so everyone from crusty old Jedi Masters down to wee youngling Padawans can enjoy it.  Available at ThinkGeek for $99.99.  Hoth Rebel trooper gear sold separately of course.