If you’ve been looking for one more reason why humanity is doomed, look no further than wearable remote controlled animal tails. No, I’m not kidding.
Available in baby fox, baby cat, baby wolf, original wolf, and original cat models, these wearable tails attach to your belt for some tail wagging, tail trembling, and the ever popular tail pulsing fun.
The original tails can perform 8 movements which can be linked to create 12 patterns including Tremble 1, Tremble 2, Happy Wag, Slow Wag, Fast Wag, Erect Pulse, Short Wag, and Slow Straight Out.
The baby tails only have 4 movements that include Slow Wag, Erect, Short Wag, and Tremble 1.
You can also change the tail’s cover if you want to switch from a fox to a wolf for those days when you feel less crazy and more like a loner.
You can buy your own remote controlled animal tail from The Fowndry for $103.57 – $129.47.