Pants-free manliness with Damn Near Kilt ‘Em kilts


Do you feel that, “Pants pinch your jiblets and are clearly a sub-optimal part of any man’s attire”? If so, you might want to check out Damn Near Kilt ‘Em, producers and purveyors of—you guessed it—men’s “sport utility kilts” since 2012. Damn Near Kilt ‘Em’s rugged, manly kilts are available in a variety of styles, sizes and prices ranging from the entry-level Greenhorn for $64.99 to the Tactical for $99.99 (pictured above). All styles are 24 inches in length and include cargo pockets for carrying your gear. Visit for more info.

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4 comments… add one
  • Andrew Baker August 19, 2016, 9:27 am

    I hate having my jiblets pinched.

  • Chris August 19, 2016, 11:23 am

    I love that company’s name.

    • Andy Jacobs August 19, 2016, 3:16 pm

      I know, it’s actually what originally caught my eye!

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