Uniform for Crew Member # 3

You know you want one.

In Star Trek, any actor whose character was destined to lose their life before the first commercial break was guaranteed two things: A vague character name for the actor’s resume and a red shirt.

And too bad if “Crew Member #3” was cute. Set your phaser to “Not Winning!”  He was going to bite it and soon.  Now we all know that “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few… or the one”, (Thanks Dr. Spock) but the whole-red-shirt-crew-member-you’ve-never-seen-on-the-Enterprise-before schtick is so famous that they even made fun of it in the film “Galaxy Quest”.

Regardless.  This shirt is beyond hilarious and it makes a great gag gift for a Trekkie or a great anonymous office gift for that jackass who can’t stop brown-nosing the boss.  Available for purchase at Think Geek.com, this is the ultimate in pop culture.

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4 comments… add one
  • Bill S. May 1, 2011, 10:57 am

    Mr. Spock

  • Jimlat May 2, 2011, 10:08 am

    Captain Spock…

  • Mark May 2, 2011, 10:16 am


    you’re right…I DO want one. 🙂

  • Bob DeLoyd May 3, 2011, 2:48 pm

    Don’t wash the shirt in a mixed load or it’ll turn your underwear pink 😛

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