This little Motion Activated Talking Yoda Sentry from Hammacher Schlemmer stands armed and ready to protect your gear. When he detects motion, his lightsaber illuminates and he says one of his six phrases, such as “still much to learn you have” or “a disturbance in the Force there is.” He’s made of plastic, stands 9″ tall x 4″ wide x 4″ deep, and is USB-powered. There’s also a switch to turn off motion detection or to turn off his sound. It’s $29.95 at Hammacher Schlemmer.