Sure, you have an emergency kit stored away in your car or garage and yeah it may contain some Band-Aids, maybe some food or water rations, and an extra flashlight, but what if your emergency is a swarm of flesh eating zombies? For times when a fruit roll up and indestructible can of SPAM just won’t cut it, there is the Z.E.R.O. Zombie Kit from OpticsPlanet.
For a mere $24,000, your Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research, and Operations) kit will provide all the necessary gear to combat the zombie menace as well as heroically research a cure (yes, really). The kit includes Kevlar gloves, nightvision and thermal goggles, 400 batteries and a solar charger, an array of scopes, lasers, and lights to attach to your handgun/shotgun/assault rifle (not included), gunsmithing equipment, a Leatherman, knives, and of course a lab set to find that cure for the rest of us.
At $24K for the kit, it’s a savings of over $7,000 if you were to put the same supplies together separately. But really, can you put a price on being prepared?
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Do they sell REAL zombies too cause this kit is useless without REAL zombies…LOL
Julie will this be the next Gadgeteer grab bag contest?
@Andrew Maybe I should consider asking them for one for The Gadgeteer’s Happy 15th Birthday contest that I’m working on… hmmmmmmm…
Yeah, but does it give you the most important quality you need to survive a Zombie Apocalypse? That’s cardio. The unfit and the slow die first, which unfortunately, may include all too many geeks.