Playing CDs never seemed so dangerous as when Darth Vader plays them for you. Hammacher Schlemmer offers this Darth Vader CD Player – just lift his helmet to insert a CD. There’s also an AM/FM radio with telescopic antenna. A digital display and buttons on the base let you tune in a radio station or set the playback order of songs on a CD. The device has built-in speakers; it also has a headphone jack and an audio-in jack so you can use other audio sources. It seems to run only on 6 C batteries – what, did you really think the Sith Lord would use AAA batteries?! The CD player is $69.95.