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Brando just sent me news of this wacky retractable travel mouse. It has a built in thermometer and a laser pointer.

Luggage with a built in digital scale.

9″ Baseball and 11″ & 12″ Softballs that can record your pitching speed up to 120mph on a built in LCD.

Drop in pool speaker. Listen to tunes while you swim under water.

Small recorder that can record audio from any audio device (including the iPod) and write it directly to MP3 or WAV format – in real time.

GPS with a built in 1.3 megapixel digital camera.

Automated ripper / duper that can accommodate 25 CDs / DVDs at a time.

Don’t have a spoon to stir your morning cream into your coffee? No worries, the whirl wind cup will do it for you. Check out the video on the product page.

The Swingline stapler is out and the Wenger Swiss Business Tool is in. Staple your reports and clean your nails. Ahhh, life is good!

Universal camera phone flash accessory. Just stick it on the back of your phone and press the button the same time you press the shutter button to take a pic.

Stylin sunglasses for your dog! Sorry, I just couldn’t resist…

1GB MP3 player built into your favorite jack of all trades pocket knife.

Go anywhere cool mini ink pen.

Super fast USB flash drive, 28MB read / 22MB write.

MIDI wind controller designed for trumpet players.

$45 will get you this Sterling Silver ring that claims to stop snoring by acupressure.

According to their website, this is not a gadget. Hmmm, looks like one to me, and I want one. This thing supposedly will calculate both your physical activity and metabolic caloric burn.