This is no cave. It’s a Space Slug Oven Mitt.

Who can forget Han Solo’s famous line, delivered with such matter-of-fact serenity in the face of imminent doom?  With this official Space Slug Oven Mitt from Star Wars Shop, you can re-enact that famous scene every time you grab your cookie sheet from the oven or kabob from the grill.  About 12 in long and made of fire-retardant nomex cotton blend, it bears a striking resemblance to everyone’s favorite asteroid-dwelling annelid.  $19.99.

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  • Andrew Baker January 15, 2011, 1:44 pm

    Reminds me more of “Tremors”

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