What’s better than a piece of hot bread browned to perfection and then slathered with butter, jelly or peanut butter? A piece of toast with your face burned into it of course! Say hello to the Selfie Toaster, the next big thing in bread branding gadgets. That’s not a thing? Well, now it is. You’re welcome. The Selfie Toaster features 2-slots and traditional toaster controls. Where things get interesting is with the special heating plates that are inserted into the toaster that burn your (or whoever you like) likeness onto the bread. Here’s how it works: after you buy the Selfie Toaster, you upload your image to their site and about 2 weeks later you’ll receive a stainless steel heating insert in the mail. Slide it into the toaster slot and presto, you’ll be eating your face in no time. The Vermont Novelty Toaster Selfie Toaster is priced at $69.00 and is available now from Amazon.