“The Story of You As Told by Nerds” baby book from ThinkGeek is the perfect gift for the geeky new mother or mother-to-be. Instead of recording typical milestones in Baby’s life (first smile, first steps, etc), you’ll be able to document your little “Geekling’s” apparent opinion of being born, his/her first nosebleed, first genius moment, and the more traditional length/weight, and other measurable data. There’s room for photos and some blank pages in the back for observations. The Story of You is $39.99 at ThinkGeek.