Your loved one is only a heartbeat away when wearing this ring

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HBring

This soon to be released HB Ring, with a sapphire crystal unibody (the 2nd hardest material on earth), packed with over 2.5 years of development and over 100 tiny components, promises to be the most sophisticated ring in the world. Now, not only can hearts be connected…they will be seen and felt – in real time.  You simply download the app, connect it via Bluetooth to your smartphone, and pair it with your loved one.  Whenever you feel the desire to see and feel your partner’s heartbeat, simply tap The HB Ring and a signal is sent out to your partner, without disturbing them, and you will be in touch like never before. They come with charging boxes that are suitable for a display case and only require charging after 160 hours of standby time and 14 hours of active time.  They are being offered with housings in sterling silver for $599 a pair, and in rose gold for $2990 a pair and can be preordered on TheTouch’s website now, with projected shipping dates for late 2016.  It sounds very intriguing to me, however, if for some reason there was a technological snafu or someone didn’t charge their ring, I would have to fight the urge to call 911!

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  • RainyDayInterns August 10, 2016, 8:43 am

    Our counter to this is “…for people who are REALLY in love, they can feel each other’s heartbeat without rings!!!”

    Equally falsely sentimental, but a lot less expensive 🙂

    • RainyDayInterns August 10, 2016, 8:44 am

      We are sure the rings are lovely…

  • Andrew Baker August 10, 2016, 10:14 am

    Used for cheating in Poker. LOL

    Cool Idea, but I hate rings that are more than a few mm thick. Just don’t like it.

  • John Kes August 10, 2016, 2:15 pm

    For Iron Man fans – One of the Ten Rings of Mandarin: http://marvel.com/universe/Mandarin's_Rings

  • Lex August 11, 2016, 9:17 am

    The company announced their next product, the LTE Chest Strap Partner Defibrillator. Sold in packs of 2 ! For those special pulse-stopping moments when you detect your partner’s flat-line.

    • Andrew Baker August 11, 2016, 9:59 am

      Can also be used to stop arguments as well.

      “HONEY HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT DIRTY DISHES ON THE COUNTE……..*ZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP”

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