Soldier: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
Soldier: You’re using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
Soldier: You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ ’em together. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Modernise this classic Monty Python’s Holy Grail sketch with Trotify, a flat pack kit that easily mounts to the front of your bike to make your bicycle sound just like you’re riding a horse. Creator Original Content London needs a thousand preorders to make this project a reality, and the kit will set you back £19.99 ($32). They’ll be available in March 2013. (Coconut not included so you’d better find some swallows )