Does it make me weird if I’ve never been drunk and I’m 47 yrs old? I’ve just never seen the appeal of getting inebriated. But that’s just me. If you often find yourself a little tipsy and blurry eyed, you might want to order the Talking Breathalyzer. This device can be customized to play different audio files relative to your alcohol level. It’s open source so you can add your own MP3 sound bites. The creator stresses that this device is for entertainment purposes only because it does not display a BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) reading. But it does have an alcohol sensor inside and reports your alcohol on a 1-10 level. Might be fun for parties if you don’t mind spending $199. How many beers can you buy for $199?