Read About Featured Gadgeteer – Shayne Waters

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Name: Shayne Waters
Location: Syracuse, NY

My birthday was in September, and every year I have this little routine I go through with my mother as far as what I want as a gift. It usually goes something like:

“What do you want for your birthday this year?” …

And then me responding with a shrug and an “I don’t know”.

See, I can never think of what I want, mostly because I never know what I want, and I don’t really want people spending money on me anyway. So, after a great deal of pestering, I just told her to get me an iPod Shuffle.

So, on the big day, I open my package, and low and behold, instead of a Shuffle, I find an iPod nano. Unexpected to be sure, and I certainly was certainly pleasantly surprised. I charged it up, loaded on some music, and went skipping down the street basking in the glory of my new shiny black nano.

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In the midst of my skipping and basking, I stopped at a coffee house to get a cup and read the paper, lovingly setting my new nano on the table where I could admire it. While I’m sitting there, a stunningly beautiful woman wearing a perfectly tailored suit (way way WAY out of my class) walks up to my table and says:

“Would you mind if I touch your thing?”

I arched an eyebrow, trying to be all cool and nonchalant, I say:

“By all means.”

I’m thinking, Dear Penthouse… (I never thought those letters were true! ) Then she reaches down, picks up my nano and says:

“Yours is the smallest I’ve ever seen.”

Ouch! My ego!

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